Saturday, August 29, 2009

uniqueness

i am unique.

when i grocery shop, i bring my own money. i don't stalk the parking lot for generous-looking people.

when i walk into the store, i go through the door labeled "Enter".
when i leave, i go through the doors on the opposite site. you know, the ones that say "Exit".

when i pack groceries into my cart, i have the uncanny ability of knowing if i am over or under the 20 item limit for the Express Lane.

i never forget that i am married and try to hit on some random guy in the cereal aisle.

when shopping with my children, i never slap them when they get unruly and then treat said unruliness with candy at the check-out.

i am truly unique.

at least i am in any norfolk wal-mart.

13 comments:

hdayton said...

One of a kind- anywhere!
Love you!

jaesi said...

give me scary flashbacks why dont you.

I truly do not miss Norfolk shopping....or the drivethroughs for that matter.

I hear that nebraska is hopping for contractors....you may consider making the move ;)

jaesi said...

drive threws?
drive thrus?
drive throws? Which one is it dangit!
I hate when I do that.

LeAnn said...

Am I unique that I like the Walmart "adventure"? lol

(I guess, sometimes, I'm just absolutely desperate to get out of the house--besides, if you have a really bad customer service incident...say, waiting 45 minutes to get some fabric cut... and complain to the right people, you get a nice gift card, which, of course, lures you back for another Walmart Adventure)

Heather said...

So sad. . . yet so true!

Shawn and Mish said...

Seriously. I am constantly looking for a better alternative to Wally-world. I'm always afraid I'm going to get beat by the guy that asks me to fill up his tank so he can 'get to Suffolk' so I give him a buck to get him to go away. *shudder* I still can't figure out why I live here, except that there are nice people like you that bring a little sunshine!

Marie said...

OK I had only read the first few lines when I thought, hmmm sounds like Wal Mart!

I know I had some interesting experiences there. But how I miss it. I guess you just don't know what you've got until it's gone! :)

Red said...

Thanks so much for coming. We love your family, and wish we had more time to get together. I am glad you enjoyed yourself. We really enjoyed you!

Jenna said...

I guess I am unique too, I even put my cart away...oooh, are you impressed?

Little Hensley Fam said...

that's what you get when you shop at Wal-mart.. which is why I HATE that place!

Anonymous said...

Love the post! I just happened to connect to your blog through another blog. I guess I'm also "unique" in Oklahoma!

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