i am unique.
when i grocery shop, i bring my own money. i don't stalk the parking lot for generous-looking people.
when i walk into the store, i go through the door labeled "Enter".
when i leave, i go through the doors on the opposite site. you know, the ones that say "Exit".
when i pack groceries into my cart, i have the uncanny ability of knowing if i am over or under the 20 item limit for the Express Lane.
i never forget that i am married and try to hit on some random guy in the cereal aisle.
when shopping with my children, i never slap them when they get unruly and then treat said unruliness with candy at the check-out.
i am truly unique.
at least i am in any norfolk wal-mart.